Saturday, March 1, 2014

The Annual Dalliance With Clairvoyance

We are fast approaching that night were much of the continent forms strong opinions about art they haven’t the-oscarsactually seen, but Jane down at the office told them was good – the Oscars! As such, it’s time, once again, for me to take a stab at predicting the future, adding my own voice to the din of online prognosticators. In recent years I have had decidedly mixed success in this endeavour, and that is unlikely to change this year. I always make an effort to see as many of the nominated films as possible, to decrease the amount of blind guessing required, and this year have managed to see all but five. While it is doubtful that will increase my accuracy, at least you know there’s an actual opinion behind these predictions, rather than merely an amalgam of hearsay.

As per usual, I will highlight my predicted winners in each category in red, as well as highlighting which nominee I think deserves to win in blue for those categories where the two are not the same. Let’s begin.

Best Picture

Best Actor in a Leading Role

Best Actress in a Leading Role

Best Actor in a Supporting Role

Best Actress in a Supporting Role

Best Animated Feature

Best Cinematography

Best Costume Design

Best Directing

Best Documentary Feature

Best Documentary Short

Best Film Editing

Best Foreign Language Film

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

Best Original Score

Best Original Song

Best Production Design

Best Animated Short Film

Best Live Action Short Film

Best Sound Editing

Best Sound Mixing

Best Visual Effects

Best Adapted Screenplay

Best Original Screenplay

And that wraps up another year. As with last year, there are a significant number of close categories.We’ll just have to wait for the awards to see just how well (or how awful) I did.

The Oscars air on March 2 on ABC beginning at 4:00 PM, PST.

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